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*We all deserve to live well and be well...


" I Don't Wear MAC Makeup"
by KLR/Chevalterre Nabil

Mujer fronteriza
Las Hnas. Mulleavy
con su linea cosmetica Rodarte
al juntarse con la Co. MAC
quisieron recordarte
que siempre hay
quienes quieren matarte

and they say they are sorry
they are so fucking sorry...

This might be how it went...

"Oye Kate...
Si Laura?
no te gusta SoCal?
Ay si mucho...

Vamos al cine.
Okay, sister!

Ay... la J-Lo
looks so hot
in this movie - Bordertown...

J-Lo's Latina?
Mexicana?
Ay, who cares...
Estoy inspirada!

Nosotras decender del Zacate...
No hermana...
El Abuelo decirnos que Zacatecas!

Y le llamamos a MAC!
oh, what fun!!"

... but The Frisky bloggers
figured you out
ratted you out
Rodarte -
par de mensas

And Thank You,
Teresa Puente
for your powerful
Chicanisima blog
on ChicagoNow.com

The recalled items...
Nail Polishes
Blushes
and Lip Sticks

in the ugliest colors
with the worst titles:
- Ghost Town
- Juarez
- Factory
- Del Norte
- Borderlands
- Border Town
- Sleepwalker...

Glamorizing violence (2x)

don't get it yet?

te digo mujer...
Las Mulleavy-Rodarte
quieren recordarte
que hay todavia
quienes quieren
y pueden matarte

te vas a dejar? (2x)
y las vas a dejar?

No compres MAC makeup...
si no dejaras a su sistema ganar

Don't let 'em win...

capitalizing
and promoting War (2x)

their colors of War.

They tried to claim proceeds went to charity
They're not right here
en la frontera
to see with clarity

Kate et Laura...
Ferme sa bouche
et la boutique
tu est beauf
stupid Rodarte line

Ferme sa bouche
et la boutique
tu est beauf
stupid MAC makeup

ooh...
pique toi
MAC makeup (2x)

And we women of the US-Mexico border
Reside in Juaritos
Reside in El Chuco!
We Survive
We're Strong
Strive
Again, We are Alive!

Yeah, call me a freak bitch, baby...
I don't wear Rodarte/MAC makeup.